Category Archives: Memory

” What is the matter with Mary Jane?

..and it’s lovely rice pudding for dinner again!” I knew from an early age what was the matter with Mary Jane. She, very wisely, fucking hated rice pudding from the first moment that her misguided English mother served her a … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Bad Habits, Broth, Childhood memories, Cooking, Digital photography, Excellence, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Humour, Italian food, MSG, Olive oil, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Recipes, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 36 Comments

Making sense of it all….a recipe

Hours spent carving my name, into the already scarred, wooden lid of my desk, during mathematics lessons, instilled in me the belief that there is no more sense in the answer than there is in the question. “Problems” were the problem. My problem … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Breakfast, Childhood memories, Cooking, Digital photography, Flat parsley, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Humour, Luck, Memory, Metamorphosis, mushrooms, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Toast, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 43 Comments

I got the blues….

I had to go and check, and I can confirm that it’s OK. The sea is still blue, as is the sky, with a cleverly contrasting yellow for the ground. Whoever worked that one out is no fool, it gets … Continue reading

Posted in Landscapes, Photography, France, Photography holiday, Digital photography, Writing, summer, Vendee, family, French countryside, perfect day, photography course, harmony, Landscapes, Memory, Excellence, Summer holidays, Expectation, Weather, Shine, Childhood memories, Emotion, 2013 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 31 Comments

I seem to have lost my cherry..

Winter days start in deep darkness and summer days in bright blankness, two versions of one and the same thing: the empty sheet of paper. I dream a lot which means that my mind has been buzzzzing all night. Sleep … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Art photography, cherries, Digital photography, Dreams, Expectation, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, France, Fruit, Illusion, Memory, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Reality, summer, Uncategorized, Virtual, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 37 Comments

I didn’t hear the news today, oh joy……

One of the stand out advantages that comes with living in the middle of nowhere is the visible lack of newspapers and news. “The News”, as in a newspaper or in a television or radio programme, has become a misnomer … Continue reading

Posted in France, Writing, harmony, lifestyle, hypocrisy, Memory, Farming, Metamorphosis, Humour, Dreams, John Lennon, Illusion, Reality, Emotion, Sunday papers, 2013 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 42 Comments

Always look on the bright side of rice…..

Billions of Christians across the world will be making the best of a Good Friday that was far from good for the main protagonist who was executed in the most grisly fashion for the good of mankind.  Looking at the … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Cheese, Cookery Writers, Digital photography, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Gennaro Contaldo, Humour, Italian food, lemons, Mediterranean food, Memory, Olive oil, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Recipes, Religion, Ricotta, Risotto with lemon and ricotta, Thyme, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 31 Comments

Too many cooks…..

If there is one thing that I cannot abide. If only there was but one thing, rather than the extensive and ever growing catalogue of things that I cannot abide: but that is not the case. The furnace of my … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized, Food and Photography, Photography, Photography holiday, Digital photography, Writing, Cooking, food, desserts, baking, photography course, Baking, tart, Cream, Memory, Humour, Arrogance, Sugar, Savage Breast, Kitchens, Dante's Inferno, 2013 | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 34 Comments

So sad….

Today I was going to write about me, again. It was to be a, hopefully, amusing piece in which a humorous link would be forged between a Luftwaffe bombing raid over London in 1944 and my birth in a London hospital as … Continue reading

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Something for the weekend, Sir?

A childhood of single sex boarding schools, followed by a career in any sex you like photography, has cleanly excised any sexual prejudice that in a less testing environment might have flourished. Doing unto others as you would have them … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Bad Habits, Cheese, Childhood, Childhood memories, Digital photography, Drinks, Fino, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, France, Horse meat, Humour, hypocrisy, lifestyle, Meat, Memory, Mimolette, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Pornography, Sex, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 21 Comments

A jolly good egg…..

Another encounter with the scanner has shown me that the gift of giving can permeate the mind of even the meanest spirited electronic brain. It was as though I had encountered the reanimated, fully epiphanised Scrooge, in mechanical form, cheerily … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Art photography, Christmas, Digital photography, Eggs, Emotion, Expectation, Food and Photography, Food photographer, France, Humour, Memory, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Religion, Still life, Three Wise Men, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , | 14 Comments