Category Archives: Humour

Badly drawn Roy would have ended in tears for Holbein….

Posted on August 28, 2019 by Food,Photography & France

Through the drawn curtains it was clear that dawn had drawn to a close some time ago. Drawing a deep breath, I drew back the duvet, fell out of bed and, drawing on what little remained of my heavily overdrawn … Continue reading →

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Mental Arithmetic……

Posted on August 3, 2019 by Food,Photography & France

I have no argument with this nomenclature save that it should serve as an umbrella title for all forms of ‘metics, ‘matics, ‘metrys and ‘bras. The quantity of water displaced by two fat men in a bath would only be … Continue reading →

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Pain…..

Posted on July 13, 2019 by Food,Photography & France

Le pain quotidien….give us this day our daily pain. The spinning signs on the pavements emblazoned with PAIN in fluorescent lettering still bring a smile to my face. It would indeed be a pain to be denied my daily bread … Continue reading →

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WTF…..

Posted on June 19, 2019 by Food,Photography & France

I was following my list religiously. The washing tabs, washing up liquid and several other household items were in the trolley, their names dutifully ticked off on my list which is less of an aide memoire and more of a … Continue reading →

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Lost in the dessert…..

Posted on May 19, 2019 by Food,Photography & France

I’m one of the easiest people in the world to talk to which means that it’s a rare waking moment when I and I are not chewing the fat which term is far from apposite as I and I is … Continue reading →

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the importance of buying Basil

Posted on September 19, 2018 by Food,Photography & France

I’m just mad about Basil, but Basil’s not mad about me…..which is disappointing. It may be that I’m too demanding; too in Basil’s face. I want him with me all the time, and Jenny’s OK with that, by the way, … Continue reading →

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flour power….the rise and fall…

Posted on May 21, 2018 by Food,Photography & France

I remember buying a box of Fecule de Pomme de Terre many years ago. The very fact that I can remember this bears witness to the vagaries of an aging mind. I can’t remember if I’ve just put the kettle … Continue reading →

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What about us grils?

Posted on May 18, 2018 by Food,Photography & France

I love grils don’t you mean girls what about us grils….. …this piece of remembered wisdom, scratched and biroed onto the lavatory wall of a Covent Garden bar, achieved a new and apposite meaning in our kitchen last night. Welsh … Continue reading →

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on eating alone…

Posted on March 21, 2018 by Food,Photography & France

I have always enjoyed eating alone in restaurants; not because I eschew the company of others but because it means I can selfishly choose foods and wines that might have to be the subject of debate and compromise were I … Continue reading →

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that’s the whole point….

Posted on March 13, 2018 by Food,Photography & France

Aside from forgetting the names of people, things, places and events during conversations, which failing I have decided is probably a good thing, my memory is as good as the gear box in a rarely used classic car; hard to … Continue reading →

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