too wit too woo..

Social distancing has resulted in my getting up close and familiar, on a daily, nay, hourly basis, with a multitude of complete strangers the majority of whom I insult and given half a chance would maim or kill without a second thought. The very word “distancing” puts one in a much safer place when employing the “cunt” word or similar erudition when arguing a political point or any point come to think of it even if it’s pointless. Within a week or so of my rejoining, after more than a few years, the Twitter fraternity/sorority the magazine of my verbal assault rifle is empty…my last “fuck off” has been fired and it looks like I shall have to fall back on the use of pithy and apposite vocabulary in well constructed sentences seasoned with razor sharp aphorisms if I’m to get out this alive: the Twitter trenches are no place for dilsexycis.

About Food,Photography & France

Photographer and film maker living in France. After a long career in London, my wife and I have settled in the Vendee, where we run residential digital photography courses with a strong gastronomic flavour.
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9 Responses to too wit too woo..

  1. Mad Dog says:

    Have you thought of buying a 2 meter long stick, to poke people with?

  2. You are pretty funny. Your are a very good photographer. Nice combo.

  3. homeschoolguru says:

    Hello hello! I have nominated you for the Liebster Award. Check out my post tomorrow for your shout out and what the questions are. Rules are apparently:

    – shout out whoever nominated you
    – answer the questions (which you’ll see in my post)
    – do the ’10 things about you’ bit
    – nominate 5-10 bloggers of your choice and let them know

    Thanks for being a great blogger to follow and looking forward to seeing what you write.

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