Miss Labelling 2013

I_love_Lent_1394The joy of stuffing one’s face with chocolate and champagne, which Valentine’s Day offers, acts as an unusual curtain-raiser to the austerity of Lent. Only the thorns on the stems of the garage bought roses seem appropriate, unless smart lingerie shops are offering a range of sack cloth knickers. In fact, were it not for the legion of contenders for the title, Valentine’s might well be thought a worthy bearer of the much sought after Miss Label satin sash. As it is, the judges are having a difficult time of it. With such a superabundance of eligible contestants, all seemingly worthy to bear the title, it is becoming harder, by the minute, to know who will finally be adjudged to truly merit the title of Miss Label 2013. The front runners, since the start, have been the Romanians and the Belgians, with a seemingly clear run to the post. However, adding spice to an otherwise predictable ending, the French are coming up on the inside rail and, to the bookies dismay, a dark horse bearing the familiar colours of that Kingdom so United, has appeared as a very strong challenger.

The contest has aroused huge public interest, the excitement being centred in shopping aisles where the chiller cabinets have taken on the role of fruit machines. Shoppers, on arriving home, eagerly unwrap their packages to see if the contents bear any resemblance to the seductive and mouthwatering labelling that attracted them in the first place. Gone are dull, old days when one knew exactly what to expect from the over designed art work and flowery description. Shopping now demands a more cerebral approach, more akin to solving a cryptic puzzle than the time honoured style of just wandering up and down aisles choosing products by pictures and names.

The Glass Bead version of this new approach is to remove all labelling, creating an even playing field for producers and a much more stimulating experience for the shopper. Gathering ingredients in this fashion must surely lead to the advent of a “nouvelle” cuisine, the like of which will never have be seen before outside of students’ lodgings, and a taste for which will have to be acquired.

I very much hope that the call for the Russian Roulette version of this nouvelle vague (vague being apposite in the English idiom rather than the French) shopping, which would include the addition of randomly placed, unmarked items already infected with BSE or e- coli, to the shelves, will be strongly resisted by the authorities who up to now have made the Miss Label competition such an exciting, if not enjoyable, event.

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Photographer and film maker living in France. After a long career in London, my wife and I have settled in the Vendee, where we run residential digital photography courses with a strong gastronomic flavour.
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22 Responses to Miss Labelling 2013

  1. Clever Roger, and as ever…a pleasure to read!

  2. Interesting… 😉 as usual. Have a nice day Roger

  3. spree says:

    You have cleverness in your bones, Roger!

  4. Mad Dog says:

    Ha ha – personally I prefer to go to the Chevaline for a decent steak – they know where it’s come from 😉

  5. Eha says:

    With complications so profound, perchance we should be grateful for any austerity of Lent 🙂 !

  6. Tandy says:

    Buying ready made meals boggles my mind!

    • It’s the zeitgeist and it’s part of the problem of obesity and ill health.It’s the stupidity of people to associate the beautiful picture on the packet, done by people whose job it is to make any food look beautiful, with the food that is inside the packet when it only costs £1.

  7. ChgoJohn says:

    Even with such an auspicious title, it’s surprising how many contenders there are for the sash — and to think, this side of the Atlantic didn’t even take part.

  8. Happy Valentine’s Day Roger 🙂

  9. I laughed out loud, to coin a cliché, Roger. I shall think of you every time I buy a lasagne.

  10. Great wit, Roger. 🙂 MTM does give up something for Lent, even though he calls himself a recovering Catholic. I never give up anything. 🙂 Life is too short.

    I saw a book shop in America that offered surprise books for Valentine’s Day. Buy the book, wrapped in paper, not knowing what it was. I would probably be willing to try that version of this game.

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