Ryan Air v Stargate

Ryan Air management has firmly denied that the inauguration of a Stargate terminal near La Rochelle will affect its customer base. They feel that the no waiting “walk thru” facility to another dimension, together with the lack of restrictions on liquids and sharp objects would not offer any attraction to their loyal customer base, who, they confirm have no need of such trivia. Their public prefers the lengthy queueing process in order to get to know their fellow travellers. There is also the casino atmosphere of check in which makes other games of chance pale into insignificance. On-board benefits include the Breakfast Special which prepares travellers for the rigours of foreign cuisine. Reports suggest that there was an air of bewilderment at head office at the thought that travellers were concerned with the destination of their luggage.

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Photographer and film maker living in France. After a long career in London, my wife and I have settled in the Vendee, where we run residential digital photography courses with a strong gastronomic flavour.
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2 Responses to Ryan Air v Stargate

  1. prudence Bury-Fuchs says:

    Ryan air hold all the cards, so we (loyal customers!) ” have no choice” customers just do as we are told.

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