Category Archives: hypocrisy

I didn’t hear the news today, oh joy……

One of the stand out advantages that comes with living in the middle of nowhere is the visible lack of newspapers and news. “The News”, as in a newspaper or in a television or radio programme, has become a misnomer … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Dreams, Emotion, Farming, France, harmony, Humour, hypocrisy, Illusion, John Lennon, lifestyle, Memory, Metamorphosis, Reality, Sunday papers, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 42 Comments

I’ll be yours in buttons and bows…..

I had a favourite aunt who was firm in the belief that men put on dresses when they wanted to appear really important, and it appears that the clergy are keen followers of my aunt’s views. The Ku Klux Klan … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Arrogance, Art photography, baking, cake, Digital photography, Excellence, Excess, feather, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Humour, hypocrisy, Icing sugar, Illusion, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Religion, Sugar, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 36 Comments

Bottom draw, bottom line…

There’s an unfortunate link between “anally retentive” and “bottom draw”. Both suggest neatness, order and a dislike of “shit” all over the place. A place for everything and everything in its place. Nigel Slater, #realnigelslater, tweeted yesterday that a draw … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Advertising, Art photography, Cookery Writers, Cooking, Cutlery, Digital photography, Excellence, Excess, family, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Health, Humour, hypocrisy, Illusion, lifestyle, Meat, Nigel Slater, photography course, Photography holiday, Shopping, Supermarkets, Uncategorized, Vegetables, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 46 Comments

Something for the weekend, Sir?

A childhood of single sex boarding schools, followed by a career in any sex you like photography, has cleanly excised any sexual prejudice that in a less testing environment might have flourished. Doing unto others as you would have them … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Bad Habits, Cheese, Childhood, Childhood memories, Digital photography, Drinks, Fino, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, France, Horse meat, Humour, hypocrisy, lifestyle, Meat, Memory, Mimolette, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Pornography, Sex, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 21 Comments

Miss Labelling 2013

The joy of stuffing one’s face with chocolate and champagne, which Valentine’s Day offers,   performs as an unusual curtain-raiser to the austerity of Lent. Only the thorns on the stems of the garage bought roses seem appropriate, unless smart … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Arrogance, Champagne, Chocolate, Dante's Inferno, Digital photography, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Fools rush in, Gastro virus, Humour, hypocrisy, Luck, photography course, Photography holiday, Shopping, Supermarkets, Uncategorized, Valentines Day, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 22 Comments

I think we might be doing it wong…

“This is going to hurt me a lot more than it’s going to hurt you”is a phrase that is only vocalised when the exact opposite is true. Had I been in Sidney Carton’s shoes, that thought would have correctly passed through … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Bad luck, Diagnosis, Good luck, Guillotine, Health, Hospital, Humour, hypocrisy, Illusion, Ingrate, lifestyle, Luck, photography course, Photography holiday, Reality, Sidney Carton, Uncategorized, Wong-Baker, Writing | Tagged , , | 28 Comments

Shellshock

Loving to be by the seaside is all very well as long as one is not a crustacean. Being beside the sea is as much fun for them as being under the sea would be for us. How is it … Continue reading

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It’s the real thing….

“I’m worried about Jim” is a phrase that has remained in my memory since childhood, alongside the theme tune, played on a harp, that preceded this regular opening line to “Mrs.Dale’s Diary”. “Mrs.Dale’s Diary” was a radio soap opera that … Continue reading

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Fast food……if you like fasting.

The peace and quiet of solitude is a great pleasure when it is chosen rather than imposed.  Rain drops tapping on the window and the hum of the computer keep the silence at bay whilst ginger bread has done the … Continue reading

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Another bad meal at Restaurant Television….

I’m beginning to experience a previously unknown frisson of excitement each time I turn  on the television in the evening. We have entered a golden era of extended choice of viewing which bears an uncommon resemblance to an embossed leather … Continue reading

Posted in Baking, Cooking, cous cous, Digital photography, Flatbread, Food and Photography, Food photographer, hypocrisy, Moro Restaurant and Cookbook, photography course, Photography holiday, Sam & Sam Clark, Writing | 33 Comments