Category Archives: tart

Nobody hears an apple scream…..

Had the Swiss version of apple ducking taken place in the present “caring” climate, William Tell’s son would have been whisked away by Social Services before you could say “Please, Daddy, stop firing arrows at my head”. The Swiss, with … Continue reading

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Too many cooks…..

If there is one thing that I cannot abide. If only there was but one thing, rather than the extensive and ever growing catalogue of things that I cannot abide: but that is not the case. The furnace of my … Continue reading

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It’s the real thing….

“I’m worried about Jim” is a phrase that has remained in my memory since childhood, alongside the theme tune, played on a harp, that preceded this regular opening line to “Mrs.Dale’s Diary”. “Mrs.Dale’s Diary” was a radio soap opera that … Continue reading

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Peachy or “Isn’t she simply smashing!”

How or why do we think of something good as peachy? Golly, I just can’t think why. There are some interesting on line definitions which include “He did a bully job” and “You look simply smashing”. These definitions may have … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Baking, Cooking, desserts, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Miss Jean Brodie, Peach Tart, peaches, Peachy, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Rett Butler, Still life, Talleyrand, tart, Uncategorized, Writing | 34 Comments

Something warm and sticky…

“Save it for a….”  a/ bandage to staunch a spurting arterial bleed. b/ hat to put on your head as protection against molten lava belching from Krakatoa. c/ a rainy day. It’s not easy, I know, but then again £56, … Continue reading

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The elusive scent of past summers….

There’s a smell to the summer holidays of my youth that I can’t describe or define but which still haunts me. This friendly phantom will appear unannounced as a waft of a hardly remembered past that is filled with detail … Continue reading

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And a wiser man, bearing a tart, came from the West…

..guessing that the three other “wise men” coming from the East were probably from Hackney or Dagenham, which meant that they would be bearing gifts such as incense sticks, from Frank’s Eastern Cashbar (sic – very) that smell like a … Continue reading

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A tart reply….

I’ve been busy making enemies – I think – over dialects and languages spoken between very small groups of people.  I love language in all its amazing forms, but I cannot, for the life of me, see the point in … Continue reading

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Friday night, and Saturday morning

There’s nothing funny here, Roger, I thought. Waking up on Saturday morning in a strange bed to the sound of unfamiliar breathing made me realise that I was the victim of my own unbelievable stupidity. Thinking back, I should have … Continue reading

Posted in apricots, Baking, Chocolate, Cooking, desserts, Food and Photography, Moro Restaurant and Cookbook, photography course, tart, Uncategorized, Writing | 22 Comments

No, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today..I’m afraid that ate them all

Yesterday the sun shone and the oven worked overtime. It was a day of baking. I say “a day”, but in fact it was all over quite quickly. Both the recipes were delicious and adaptable, but I’ve only included one … Continue reading

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