Category Archives: Bad Habits

Pimping my nuts….

It’s so easy to lose control. I am bitterly aware that one can have enough of a good thing, and it was clear that my nuts were starting to play too big a part in my life. There is a … Continue reading

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” What is the matter with Mary Jane?

..and it’s lovely rice pudding for dinner again!” I knew from an early age what was the matter with Mary Jane. She, very wisely, fucking hated rice pudding from the first moment that her misguided English mother served her a … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Bad Habits, Broth, Childhood memories, Cooking, Digital photography, Excellence, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Humour, Italian food, MSG, Olive oil, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Recipes, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 36 Comments

Having a breakdown….

My specialist subject is not “The Workings of the Internal Combustion Engine”. This became apparent when, after pushing all the knobs and turning all the keys marked “Start”, nothing happened save the creation of a telling noise that had heads … Continue reading

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Something for the weekend, Sir?

A childhood of single sex boarding schools, followed by a career in any sex you like photography, has cleanly excised any sexual prejudice that in a less testing environment might have flourished. Doing unto others as you would have them … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Bad Habits, Cheese, Childhood, Childhood memories, Digital photography, Drinks, Fino, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, France, Horse meat, Humour, hypocrisy, lifestyle, Meat, Memory, Mimolette, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Pornography, Sex, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 21 Comments

The difficulty in life is the choice….

At this point in my life I don’t feel that I am challenged by life changing choices which leaves me in the fortunate state of having more time to consider a question, that question often being a choice. The downside of … Continue reading

Posted in 2013, Advertising, Arrogance, Art photography, Bad Habits, Digital photography, Drinks, Expectation, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Humour, Illusion, lifestyle, Luck, Macaron, Macaroon, Money for nothing, photography course, Photography holiday, Reality, Uncategorized, Vicarious pleasure, Virtual, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 28 Comments

Putting my fingers in my ears and going “la,la,la…..”

My mind is warming up at the same slow rate as the bathroom, less concerned with writing than with steeling itself for the discomfort from frozen hands that will surely come with the imminent and essential cutting of fire wood. … Continue reading

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If you like a firm pear, sir..

Those innocent words dropping from the lips of a helpful assistant in a fruit shop in the country town of Wallingford are still clear in my mind. Very little else of those heady days, in the early 70′s, is clear … Continue reading

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A little piece…

There’s not a lot left of 2012. Within a few hours it will have been consigned to history, albeit a very clear history owing to the millions of instagrams, billions of tweets and trillions of irrevocable, bare assed, Facebook entries … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Art photography, Bad Habits, Baking, cake, Digital photography, Emotion, Excellence, Excess, Expectation, Facebook, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Illusion, Instagram, New Year, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Scavengers of Mumbai, Tweet, Uncategorized, Virtual, Writing | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 45 Comments

Breaking bad….so nearly..

Buying one or two of something that is inexpensive will raise an eyebrow, given that such an object will even be available on a unitary basis. Ever looked for “a” sheet of paper, “a” safety pin, “a”razor blade. Take one … Continue reading

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Soft prawn….

I was engaged in the dexterous removal of clothing from some beautiful prawns which action brought to my mind the name of Dan Greenberg, the author of “How to be a Jewish Mother”, but also the author of a small … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, 70's, Art photography, Bad Habits, Broth, Cooking, Dan Greenberg, Delacroix, Digital photography, Fish stock, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Humour, Marcel Duchamps, Memory, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Pornography, prawns, seafood, Sex, Tintoretto, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , | 27 Comments