Monthly Archives: October 2012

Shellshock

Loving to be by the seaside is all very well as long as one is not a crustacean. Being beside the sea is as much fun for them as being under the sea would be for us. How is it … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, aperitif, Art photography, Crayfish, Drinks, Excellence, Expectation, family, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, France, Fruit, Humour, hypocrisy, Indolence, Kir, langoustines, lifestyle, Lillet, Meat, Memory, Muscadet, mussels, Mussels, oysters, Pastis, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, prawns, Sancerre, sea urchins, seafood, Still life, Sunday, Uncategorized, Wine, Writing | 53 Comments

A handful of coques…..

The best laid plans …pointless to continue as I’ve laid as many brilliant plans as I have eggs. Brilliant planning is not in my remit. I am passing through this vale of tears flying by the seat of my pants … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Art photography, Benny Hill, clams, Cooking, coques, Crayfish, Digital photography, Excess, Expectation, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, France, Fruit, langoustines, Mediterranean food, mussels, peppers, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Recipes, seafood, summer, Summer holidays, Uncategorized, vongole, Weather, Writing | Tagged | 48 Comments

The Vinpire sees red….

Vinpire:  a nocturnal creature that lives for the taste of fermented grape juice, as long as it’s red, and often finishes the evening trying to hang upside down from a beam or just falling down without making the effort of … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Art photography, beef, Cooking, Cotes de Rhone, Digital photography, Drinks, family, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Humour, Meat, mushromm and le pie, pastry, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Pie, roast potatoes, Steak, Still life, Uncategorized, Vampire, Wine, Writing | Tagged , , , | 52 Comments

1 Martini, 2 Martini, 3 Martini, fall…..

I made this little film a while ago, when I was a test pilot for Martini and flying the difficult way.

Posted in 2012, Art photography, Bad Habits, Cocktails, Digital photography, Excess, Expectation, Falling Down, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Humour, Martini, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Video | 42 Comments

Lovely buns…

It’s worrying when cows start to appear attractive. I have to stop poking my camera over hedges and luring these tasty bun fillers into the belief that they may have a future in the glossy world of media. La Vache … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Art photography, Bun, Burger, Cheese, Cooking, Emotion, Excess, Expectation, fashion, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, French countryside, Hamburger, Hannibal Lecter, La Vache qui Rit, Landscapes, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Uncategorized, Vendee, Writing | 46 Comments

Always on a Sunday….

Sunday is about breakfast. If it’s done properly it can, like sex ( or so Sting says), last all day. Eating is only a part of Sunday breakfast as the spirit of the feast embraces much more. It’s to do … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Boiled eggs, Cooking, Digital photography, Eggs, Food and Photography, Food photographer, lifestyle, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Sex, Still life, Sting, Sunday, Sunday breakfast, Sunday papers, Toast, Writing | 55 Comments

Passion free fruit…

I woke up this morning feeling fine, as I had something special on my mind. In fact it was splenetic rather than special. Michael Ruhlman is a writer whose words make sense to me, and his piece entitled “The Fallacy … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Dudley More, Hound of the Baskervilles, Humour, Michael Ruhlman, Passion, Peter Cooke, photography course, Photography holiday, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , | 33 Comments

It’s the real thing….

“I’m worried about Jim” is a phrase that has remained in my memory since childhood, alongside the theme tune, played on a harp, that preceded this regular opening line to “Mrs.Dale’s Diary”. “Mrs.Dale’s Diary” was a radio soap opera that … Continue reading

Posted in baking, Blur, Childhood memories, Cooking, Damon Albarn, Digital photography, Emotion, Food and Photography, Food photographer, harmony, hypocrisy, Illusion, Memory, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Reality, Retouching, Soap Opera, tart, Uncategorized, Vicarious pleasure, Virtual, Wonderbra, Writing | 42 Comments

Peachy or “Isn’t she simply smashing!”

How or why do we think of something good as peachy? Golly, I just can’t think why. There are some interesting on line definitions which include “He did a bully job” and “You look simply smashing”. These definitions may have … Continue reading

Posted in 2012, Baking, Cooking, desserts, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Miss Jean Brodie, Peach Tart, peaches, Peachy, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, Rett Butler, Still life, Talleyrand, tart, Uncategorized, Writing | 34 Comments

Something warm and sticky…

“Save it for a….”  a/ bandage to staunch a spurting arterial bleed. b/ hat to put on your head as protection against molten lava belching from Krakatoa. c/ a rainy day. It’s not easy, I know, but then again £56, … Continue reading

Posted in apples, Apricot jam, Art photography, baking, Baking, Cooking, Digital photography, food, Food and Photography, Food photographer, Fools rush in, Fruit, Garden, Google, Humour, Ingrate, Money for nothing, Photography, photography course, Photography holiday, puff pastry, Savage Breast, Still life, tart, Uncategorized, Writing | Tagged , | 44 Comments